Girls Hostel
PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1142 views
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aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
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Difference is that
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MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
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