Nokia Connecting Peepal
Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
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