Ap K 5000 Bach Gaye
Son:
Papa Ap Ko Yad Ha
Ap Ne Kaha Tha K Agar Exam Me Pas Hua
To 5000 Rs. Inam Denge.
Papa:
Han Han Bilkul Yad Ha
Son:
To Mubarak Ho
Ap K 5000 Bach Gaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views
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