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Agar main mar jaaungi

Patni: agar main mar jaaungi, to aap royenge kya?

Pati: ab kya has rahaa hoo kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhaara beta bilkul

Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hamaare bank mein hum

Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathano ka aik aur faisala

# Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
rozana 3 km walk...

Dr. 2 Pathan:
Agar Tum Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge To 1 Saal Me Tumhara 50KG Wazan Kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.

Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan masjid main

2 Pathan Masjid Me Namaz Parhne Gae
1st Pathan: Chalo Shukr Ha Jamat K Sath Namaz Parh Li.

2nd Pathan: Han Agar Wozu K Chakr Me Parte To Jamat Nikal Jati

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan in night

1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?

2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..:)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Agar Main Tumhari Ammi

Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti, To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...

Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa Good News Hai

Son: Papa Good News Hai.
Papa: Kya?

Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.

Father: Haan
Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay.

Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay. Ya Samajh Main Nahi Aaye To. Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur... Zor Se Chillao:

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Kamino Fail He Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan & teacher

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Agar Question Paper Tough Lage

Agar Question Paper Tough Lage, Ya Samajh Me Na Aaye To:

Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur
Zor Se Chillao

Kamino Fail Hi Karna Hai,
To Exam Kyun Lete Ho....!..;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mera Naam Badal Dena

Girl: Papa 1 Larka baar baar mujhe I LOVE YOU Bolta Hai.

Kya Karon?
Papa: Beta Us se shadi kar le.

Zindagi Main agar dobara bol de to Mera Naam Badal Dena. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar & loan

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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