Dhishkoon , Dishkoon

Aik Fauji Afsar Sardar Recruit Sey:
Agar Maidan Mein Tumharey Pass
Gholiyan Khatam Ho Jayein To Tum Kya Karo Ghey?

Janab Mein Awazein Nikaloon Gha
Dhishkoon,Dishkoon

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