A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Acha ..Agar 6 aya to.

Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views

Purani khawat

Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko
sath leke nahi sona chahiye Phir bhi log Pata
Nahi kyo Biwi ko sath leke sote ha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein

WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein JaLti Hui Teeli Q Daali.?

Pathan: Ye Hum ko boLa
"Kaam Karwana Hai To pehLe Humara "JaiB" Garam Karo"..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Principal ROUND pe nikla

Principal ROUND pe nikla. dekha 1 teacher 1 ladki ko
kiss kar raha hai.

PRICIPAL - what is this ?

Teacher - Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

aik foji train me

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)