Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.
Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.
Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.
Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai.
Funny Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li.
Funny Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 628 views
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