Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1101 views
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ap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.
1_Sab ko pasand hai
2_Dono sweet hai
Or
3_Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai..:-
Hahahaha.
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Boy: Black Lion..
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Girl: Are you joking..??
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Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
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Boy: Are you joking..??
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Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda..:p:p
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k Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gya
Juj ne Pagal ko saza sunaie k tum 5 rupe jurmana aada kro
Pagal ne 10 rupe de ker ek thapar juj ko bhi maar dia
or
Kaha:
Dowein 5 5 kr lo mere kol khulle koi nai.
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Shadi se Pehly::
Larka: Kash wo din ajaye..
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Larki: Tum mujhe chorr tau nhi dogy?
. .
Larka: Nhi aisa sochna bhi mat. .
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Larki: kia ap mujhe miss karogy?
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Larka: han..
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Larki: tmhari zindagi ma koi aur nhi?
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Larka: nhi tau..
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Larki: kia tum mujh se mohabt krtay ho?
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Larka: han jaan
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Larki: Oh jaan
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shadi k baad isi ko nichy se upar parrhen..
:D :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha.
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pthan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop
pe gya.
Shopkepr:
is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi
hai.
Pthan:
wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf
leney aya hun.
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Aur Bachon ko Koota jata hai. :-)
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"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"
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