sardar to his wife:
sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.
Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views
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