Faqir:10rs dedo chai peyonga Seth:chai to 5 ki hai.....Faqir: Girl friend ko b pelaonga.....Seth:

Faqiro ne b Grl Friend banalin.....Faqir:nahi saab Girl Friend na Faqir bana dia ha :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views

Ek admi kay pass two parrots

Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

joke

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

santa n banta

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?



Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

by Akash Aki (few years ago!)

Superb Lines By A Canteen Wala

Change Cannot Be Found,instead Change Must Be Brought By You."

Superb Lines By Rahul (Canteen Wala)
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Meherbani Karke Khule Paise De..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Benefits Of Having Alzheimer's Disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)