Principal: Agar koi ladka

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Mr Funny: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views
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