Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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….
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 615 views

Gadhe Ki Umeed

Ek Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai.

Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon..!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Facebook Ka Junoon

Facebook Ka Junoon… Patni Ki Maut Par Bholu Pappu Se Milne Gaya: Bholu: Bhai Bahut Galat Hua, Muje Afsos Hai….

Pappu: Yeh Rona Dhona Chod….Jaldi Se Laptop Le Aa… Bholu: Par Kyun ?? PappU: Yaar Facebook Pe Relaionship Status Update Karna Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar asked his servant to Go

Sardar asked his servant to Go and water the plants.

Servant replied It”s already raining.

Sardar said: So what take an umbrella and go.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to class

Teacher to class: “Behind every successful man there is a woman.”

What do we learn from it?

1 Student: ” We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman.;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A 'Con

A Joke Only For Engineers

Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)