ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath
ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye
Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.
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Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
Aadmi: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”
Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration
Card Hai”
Aadmi: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai
All Cards Are Accepted.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
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