>Ek pathan ka hont jala huwa tha.
Kisi ne poocha kese jala?
bola. Wife ko chorne station gayatha.
khushi k mare train k engine ko choom liya: :p

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 846 views

Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aam Ka Ped Main Apple

Funny Man ik ped pe chada. Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya hai?

Funny Man: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Funny Man: Pata hai, Apple saath laaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aadmi mango juice ka glass le

Aadmi mango juice ka glass le kar baitha tha..!!

Dost aaya aur fataak se juice pee liya.!!!

Aadmi – Meri to yaar kismat he kharaab hai.. :(Beta fail ho gaya,

biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi,
ghar me chori ho gayi,
nal me paani nahi,
ghar me light nahi...
'
Ab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha aur wo bhi tu pee gaya kaminey! :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote

Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote Mangne Ke Liye Har Ghar Mein Jaa Raha Tha,

Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa Aur Ek Aurat Ko Bola,

Neta: “Chinta Na Kijiye Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hai, Ab Vikas Hoga”
Aurat Sharmate Hue Boli: “Pichli Baar Bhi Aapne Yehi Kaha Tha, Par Tab Pinky Hui Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A peaceful death

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)