Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 813 views
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OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
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…
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
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Wrna...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?
Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."
Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
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Santa & Banta playin chess... Santa:chal yaar...ab
band karte hain...... Banta:haan thik he...vaise bhi
mera ek haati aur tera ek ghoda hi to bacha he!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Qyamt ki 10 Nishani
=Zardari Emandari Krega
=Altaf Karachi Aye ga
=Musharaf P Muqdma HoGa
=Sheri Rhman Prda Kre Gi
=Ch Shujat ko bolna ayga
=S.Rasheed k Shadi ho Jaygi
=Imran khan Ko Sadarat Mly gi
=Qazi Husen Dhrna Chor DeGa
=Nawaz Sharif SUCH bole ga
=Mulana Fazlurehman Pant Shrt pehnEga
by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because everypart of her body hurt.The Doctor looked concern & said,"show me where."
The Blonde touch her own arm and screamed,"ouch!"she looked at the doctor and said "see?It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said ,"Don't worry ;it's not serious.You have just got a broken index finger."
by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”
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