Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views

High Insult

Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi......??

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Girl reply: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.
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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap pregnent ho..:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Taliban comander

Ustad:kon sa parinda sb se taiz urta hai?
Student:hathi
ustad:na laiq tera baap kia karta hai.
Student:talban comander hai.
Ustad:shabash hathi hi sb se teez urta hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Funny

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A dying man's last wish

Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

pathan chat pr soo rahay thay

2 Pathan chhat pe so rhe the.

Ek dosre se bola: yar maachis kahaan hai?




2nd: Teeli jala k daikh lo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)