Ek kadvaa sach
Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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