A Wife hit her Husband

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan
"tuunnn.."

HUSBND:What was that for? WIFE:I found a paper
in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JENNY
was the name of my HORSE.

WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN!
"tuunnn.."

HUSBND: y did u do that for?
WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 718 views
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