Baba ranchoddas said

Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1240 views
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