Short Man: Are Mr Funny bole to, agar bina daanton ka Kuta kat le
to kya karny ka ?

Mr Funny: Very simple bhai, bole to bina Sui ke 14 injection lagvane ka...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views

Pakistani to American

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

sar dard ki goli

santa:
Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha
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banta:
Abey drakht par Q latka hai?
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santa:
Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

Dictionary mein nahi hai

Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai

Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kal meray knawab main

Husband (jalane k liye):
“Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aai thi.
Wah kya ladki the

Wife: “Akeli aayi hogi.?? :/.
Husband: “Tum ko kaise pata ?? :O
Wife: “Uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha :p

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Time Pass Karte Hue Sawal Puch Rahi Thi,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Us Se Puchha

Teacher: “Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?”

Pappu: “Agar Khaitan Ka Hai To Male Aur Usha Ka Hai To Female Hoga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)