NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe bheja.

NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe bheja.

Magar adhe raste se vapis aa gaye!

Tamils said: Aaj AMAWAS hai, Chand to hoga nahi na..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 648 views
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