teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag

kya lo gay???????
student: paisa

teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee


student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta hai.........:)

by ahsan raza (few years ago!) / 681 views
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