Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 724 views
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BALLE BALLE!

Sardar was getting interviewed for a job.
Interviewer said Tell me opposite of Good
sardar: Bad
interviewer: Come

sardar: Go
interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichli
interviewer: Shutup!

Sardar: Keep talking
interviewer: Get out!

Sardar: Come in
interviewer: Oh God!

Sardar: Oh devil
interviewer: U R rejected!

Sardar: I m selected
BALLE BALLE!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband and Wife Hindi Joke

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho

Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

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Gale lagana with out tuching

Boy:tume gale laga sakta hun without tuching
girl:imposible
boy :lagi shart pepsi ki
girl:ok
boy ne zor se galy lagaya;-
girl:but u tuchd me

boy:la raha hun pepsi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
filmon ke hero

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Attitude: Teacher: Write An Essay On

Attitude:

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‘If I Am A Millionaire’
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Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

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Gloves Ki Payment

Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.

Patient: Kyun???

Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Don't have any job

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't
have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the
right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Mere irade bade nek he

Wife: Mere irade bade nek he,Aap 1000 me se ek hain….....SARDAR: Mera dimag bada tez hai,Pehla ye bata baki ke 999 kaun hain…?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband & wife were reading books in public library.

Husband & wife were reading books in public library.

Wife stood up go 2 the librarian, and said: Can i go out to photo state some pages of this book.

Librarian:yes!of course,but plz give me ur i.d or 500 Rs. 4 guarantee,

Wife: whats the need 4 it, my husband is there reading book, while i come,

Librarian: that’s right,but we want that reader should leave his/her such thing 4 that he come back compulsory.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
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