The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.

The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views

Sardar

Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.


Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teri galiyon mein ghumenge

Teri galiyon mein ghumenge hum jaan-jaan ke,

Hume pata hai ki tune Thane mein report likhvai hui hai,

Jaa ke puch le us Thanedaar se,
Humne uski bhi ladki fasai hui hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhans ka bacha

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor: Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai Isliye
Pathan : Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Q
Hota Hai ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BYEPASS

Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Height Of Shock:

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
... Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
.

..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)