A sad love story
A sad love story
.
Ek student ko apni classmate se
pyar
ho gaya
.
Ladke ne use prapose kiya
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya
Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi
.
Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or
1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
.
.
.
Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas
class
me
gaya to
Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya
.
Ladki ne us ladke ki book me
likha :
I m sorry and I love u too
.
Ladke ne koi response nahi diya
.
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
.
.
Moral - bewkuf ladki itna bhi nahisamajti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte
hai.. :v :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 761 views
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