Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1023 views

THE BAT PET

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi hai

Santa: Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi hai

Banta: Tum bharpoor desi ghee khao 1- 2 din baad
Banta: ab kaise ho

Santa: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Ramesh:Hamne Mobile

Funny Ramesh:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau Shuru Kiya Hai
Shadi Ke Liye 1 Dabayen,Mangni Ke Liye 2 Dabaye

Suresh:Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Kya Dabaye?

Funny Ramesh: Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Pehle Waali Patni Ka Gala Dabye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)