Psychology ka practical ho raha tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.. :D

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf CAKE Aur dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di..

Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka..

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI rakhi..
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka..
Is tarah kai baar food-item badle magar Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaga..
Profesr:" Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sbse badi taqat hai..
Itne me last row ki bench se ek Student ki awaaz aai....
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Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekhlo, ho sakta hai wo uski “BEHAN” ho...:p :O :D :D
Students Rocks - Professor Shocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views
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