Husband and Wife were fighting,

Husband and Wife were fighting,

Husband: Begum ye masla humein Larai se nhi Aqal se hal krna chahiye..! . . . . .

Biwi: Haan..! Ta k Tum Jeet jao na;->!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 794 views
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