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where ever you go

Love is Docomo, do the New.
Mariage is idea
can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows
But
Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Check mate

Define Checkmate:
When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
‘n
She Asks “WAS SHE HOT?
You can’t say NO or Yes…..

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
your wife's name

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….
Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?
Boy : I’m Not Married Yet…
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
i wont have to pay

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
main marnay ja ri hoon

Wife:Main Mernay ja rahi hon,
Husband:Ye lo Dairy Milk.
Wife:Q?
Husband:Khudship K moqay per
khuch meetha ho jse:-)

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
it is said that

It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
shahjahan jitna

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Power of wife

Power Of Wife.:-P:-P
Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum 1 or suit ly aai?
Abi parso hi to..
Bv chilla kar boli:
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Bolo kya kaha tum ne?
Ruk kyn gaye ?
Kya parso,
parso kya,
bolo jaldi!
Jaldi bolo na,
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: Kuch nahi, main bus ye keh rha
tha k parso b ek hi suit lai thi pagli,
aaj to 2 ly aati.;)

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
After 15 years

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Btao tumhain

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Husband wife and english

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. =D

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
a man gifted his wife

A Man Gifted His wife a Diamond Necklace For
their Anniversary
and his Wife Didn’t speak to him f0r 6 Months..
Why…..??

Yahi to Deal thi.:-p

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
on wedding night

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
.
Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:

Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
husband wife fight

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
.
Husband:tu Kutti
.
Wife:tu Kutta
,
,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
main tumhain day kr

Husband:
Me Tmhain Talaaq De kr
Dosri Shadi Kru Ga…
Wife:MGr Q.?
Husband:
Imran khan Ne kaha hai
Khush Haali K liye”Tabdeeli”Zauri
ha..

by A. Sami (few years ago!)