Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 802 views
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