Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho
Tum bohat haseen ho,
Wife: Choro Naa,
Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen
Wife: Choro na G
Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,
Wife: Choro Na Janu,
Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,
Wife: Aray Choro Naa,
Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron
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