parhi likhi Larki.

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 793 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty

Sardar Writing His Diary :

My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl. So,I Dont Know Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe

SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?

BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mannat mangi thi

Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya: Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya? Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
oh zalim-e-kanjus

Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein,
ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein
kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus,
kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
MATHS me kyo ni bolte

STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me kyo ni bolte?
........
TCHR:Jyada 3 5 na kr
9 2 11 ho le
Ni to 4 5 dhr dunga to
6 k 36 dikhne lgenge.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mazak ki had hoti hai

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND
Pagal kahe gussa na hona
Jahil kahe to b cool rahna
Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to
rakh k chamat marna Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Funny Pakistani Man

Funny Pakistani Man: Mera kid bohot fast English bolta hai.

Indian Man: Beta bolke dikha.

Kid: english english english english english...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Dost rehte the

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 din Lift khrab thi, Unhon ne Sirrhiyon se uper janey ka faisla kiya.
Boriyat se bachney k liye ye Decide kiya k

1st Friend kisi Jung ki story sunaye ga,
2nd koi Funny story, aur
3rd koi Sad story.

1st ne Jung ki story sunai aur 50 floor tak pohanch gaye,
2nd ne Funny story sunai aur wo 99 floor tak pohanch gaye,

Phir 3rd Sad story sunaty houy rony lga aur kaha k GADI DI CHABI FLAT VICH REH GAI A :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A man ordered a dish in a restaurant

A man ordered a dish in a restaurant and was surprised to see the quantity of food to be half of what it was the previous day.

He called the waiter and asked why the quantity is nearly half.

Waiter asked: where did you sit yesterday?

The man was shocked and angry at the question but said, it has nothing to do with my question, but anyway, i sat beside the window.

Waiter: That makes sense. We always serve more food at the seats beside the windows. It gets us good publicity :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rah..

Khan SAB platform par khare ..

Munna bhai And Professor

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wa..

Pakistani: Mera beta

Khana Khaya Kya

Responses Of Kiss

jo chabaye chewing gum

Haaye Kitna Bhola Bhala Bach..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook