Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 608 views

Teacher: Johny, If Your Father

Teacher: Johny, If Your Father

Earned Rs. 100,00,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,

What Would Your Mother Have?

Little Johny: A Heart attack

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss noker se

Boss nokar se: tum kisi kaam se jate ho to 2,3
ghantay tak wapis q nh aate
nokar: aap ne hi to kya tha k bijli k tarha jao or
bijli ke tarha aao

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1st Friend:" chup raho dek

1st Friend:" chup raho dekho ghar se phone hai..
.
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2nd Friend:" arre Zara beer ke bottle toh sarka idhar..
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3rd friend:" tune jo cigrat di wo khatam ho gayi dusri de..
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4th Friend:" (in female voice) januuu yaha aao na plz aaaaooo naaa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aurton Pe Yaqeen Na Karo

Bacha Baap Se: Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurton Par Yaqeen Nahi Karna Chahiye.

Baap: Beta Woh Kyon?
Bacha: Daddy Kal Teacher Keh Rahi Thi 3 or 3 6 Hote Hain.

Aur Aaj Bolti hai 4 or 2 6 Hote Hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?

Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun

Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya?

Girl(sharmate hoie): kahan?

Boy: Polio k qatry peeney…:-P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)