Wife- i will die

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 679 views
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He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.”

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird

Snta-Yaar lag rha hai mujhe bird flue ho gya he.
Banta -Tuje kaise pata?

Snta-Yaar mera kal se udne ko man kar raha he..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Will you marry me?

Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: Yes!

(Boy starts running...)

Girl: Hey where are you going?

Boy: I'm going to update my relationship status on facebook =P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek chor raat mai chori karnay

Ek chor raat mai chori karnay ek ghar mai gaya.

Jb wo ghar mai dakhil hoa to daikha tv lounge mai ek khoubsurat larki baithi biscuit kha rahi thi.

Raat ka andhera or tanhai ka aalam

Chor ki niyat kharab ho gai
Us ne larki ko dhakka mar k nechay giraya

Or Biscuit ka packet le k bhag gaya LU ka candy biscuit subko dewana banaye,.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Dekha Saste Ka Result..

Advocate :Talak Karvane Ke 5000 Lagenge

Husband :Pagal Ho
Panditji Ne 51 Mein Shadi Karvai Thi

Advocate : Dekha Saste Ka Result..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pathan

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha the
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3 pathan aaya aur kaha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Narak Mein Bhi Aish

Narak Mein Bahut Saare Log Ikathe Hokar Shor Kar Rahe The.

Bhagwaan Ji Gusse Se Yamraj Se
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Yamraj: “Hostel Wale Hai, Saale Kahi Bhi Set Ho Jaate Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 chor police se chupta hua

1 Chor, Police Se Chupta Hua 1 Tuti Qabr Me Lait
Gya.
Qareeb Se Kuch Pathan Guzray
To Unho Ne Socha Ke Shayed Log Mayat Par Matti
Dalna Bhool Gaye. Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru
Kar Di
Chor Bola: “Bachao Bachao”
Pathan: “Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti Daalo Is Par
To Azaab Shuru Ho Gaya Ha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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