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Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se NahiJo MusibatKe Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.Main Zarur Aaunga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ye kela ktne ka?

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Three Ants Find An Elephant

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"

Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"

3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aadat Ha Bhai Aadat Ye

1 bhikhari ki lotry lag gyi to vo 1 mandir bnvata h.

2nd bikhari- yar tu mandir kyun bnva rha h?

1st bikhari- qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA 

AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA

 ADMI NE POCHA TO

KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA 

AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA 
ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Gaane Tu Akela Sun Rahe Ho

Gaane Tu Akela Sune
In an aeroplane Santa was trying to snatch the headphone from the Pilot

Pilot:What r u doing?
Santa:Ticket Hum Dein, Aur Gaane Tu Akela Sun rahe ho!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhooka Baccha

Ek din Mummy ne Chunnu se kaha,"bete,tumhare mama ane waale hain to bazar se kuch khaane ko lao."

Chunnu bazaar se samose, nimbu aur kele le kar aaya..

Aate-aate usse bhook lagi toh woh samose kha gaya..

Fir bandar kele le gaya aur nimbu gutter mein gir gaya..

Ghar aakar Mummy ne poochcha: Kya lekar aaye?

Chunnu bola: Damadam mast kalandar, samose pet ke andar, kela le gaya bandat, nimbu gutter ke andar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

Ek Baar Ek Hathi Tha, Uske Samne 12 Kele The, Usne 11 Kele Liye, 1 Nahi Khaya Batao Kyun?
Kyun Ki 1 Kela Plastic Ka Tha.

Chal Ek Aur Is Baar Phir Hathi Tha, Phir 12 Kele, Usne 12 Ke 12 Nahi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
Is Baar Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.

Chal Ek Aur, Is Baar Asli Hathi Tha, Asli 12 Kele, Usne 12 Ke 12 Nahi Khaye, Bata Kyun?
Kyun Ki Kele TV Mein The.

Chal Ek Aur, Is Baar Phir Asli Hathi, Asli Kele, Hathi Aur Kele Dono TV Mein, Phir Bhi Nahi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
Dono Alag-Alag Channel Pe The.

Chal Ek Aur Is Baar Phir Asli Hathi Asli Kele, Dono 1 Hi Chhanel Pe The, Phir Bhi Nhi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
TV Band Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati-Patni Juice Corner Par Gaye.

Pati-Patni Juice Corner Par Gaye.

Pati Ne Ek Banana Milk Shake,
Aur Patni Ne Do Orange Juice Liye.

Payment Ke Time Waiter Ne Maalik Ko Aawaj Di.

Waiter: “Bhaiya Ka 1 Kela Aur Bhabhi Ke 2 Santre Kaat Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
angoor:log itne ganday hotay

angoor:log itne ganday hotay hain ke mujhe chuba lete hain
seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
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kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Pappu:

Teacher to Pappu:
Why are you late? All your classmates came to the class on time!

Pappu: Group me to kutte aate hain.. lekin SHER hamehsa akela aata hai sir!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Pappu:

Teacher to Pappu:
Why are you late? All your classmates came to the class on time!

Pappu: Group me to kutte aate hain.. lekin SHER hamehsa akela aata hai sir!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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