Three Ants Find An Elephant
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 854 views
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