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Yeh kela kase dia?

Memon:
Ye Kela Kaise Dia??
Keley Wala: 1rs
Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai??
Kele Wala: 60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.
Memon: Le 40 Paise, Chilka Rakh Aur Kela De..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kahan ja rhe ho

Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Why are you late?

Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
Sher To Akela Ata Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kahan ja rhe ho

Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
R U late?

Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
Sher To Akela Ata Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
CHILKAY SAMET KELA

AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA
ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan ghar walon k sath

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girlehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Samajne ki kosish kro

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro Akela chor do Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan ka kela khana

Pathan kela bagir chele kha raha tha kisi ne kha cheel to lo
pathan chelne ka kia faida hai mujhe pata hai k andar kela hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Samajhne ki Koshish karo.

Samajhne ki Koshish karo.

Mujhe Tang Mat Karo.

Mujhe Akela Chhor Do.

Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka.

Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok?


Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha

Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola: bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
Santa: tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu?

Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola: side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai

Santa: abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu?

Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola: haanbol tu kaun hai?

Santa: ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
apko keley ka chilka nazar nahi aya

Doctor to Sheikh: apko keley ka chilka nazar nahi aya jo ap phisal gai?
Sheikh: main to paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey mein kela to ni hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik shakhs hanpta hua railway incharj kay pa

Aik shakhs hanpta hua railway incharj kay pas aaya aur kehnay laga.
Janab! Aanay wali rail foran rok di jaye. Rastay mein is kay ulatnay ka khatrah hai.

Chunancha khatray kay pesh nazar rail kehin door rokwa di gayi aur railway kay officer is aadmi kay sath khatray wali jagah ka muaina karnay chalay gaye. Is shakhs nay railway line par paray kelay kay chilkay ki taraf ishara kartay huye kaha: Janab! Rail ko is chilkay say phisal kar ulatnay ka khatra tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Gahr Sa Nikla Aur Samne Dakha


1 Sardar Gahr Sa Nikla Aur Samne Dakha K Ek Kelay Ka Chilka Para Hoa Tha!

Sardar: O Mereya Ruba (Aj Fair Phisalna Pawayga)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka

Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae?

Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:-

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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