Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
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