Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 956 views
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This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.
Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"
When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
KHUSHI k Lamhe kis Qadar Mukhtasir hOte hain
~'~''~''~DOST''~'~'~'
Abi Pankha Chalaya hi tha k phr Light Chali gai
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
?2O Saal Ho Gaye Par Abhi Tak Ek Cheez BiLkul Nahi BadLi..!
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Parle-G Biscuit Wala Ladka abhi tak bada nahi hua..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A blonde is missing for three days. Her husband is very worried and searches for her everywhere, calls the cops, but nothing turns up. On the third day the blonde shows up at home and her husband opens his eyes widely and looks at her in disbelief. He starts talking to her:
- Where have you been!? We've been looking everywhere for you!
- I was kidnapped, and they kept me for a week!
- Wait, you've only gone for three days!
- I know silly, but I have to go back for another four!
by Kamran (few years ago!)
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya
Dr: ab kia karo gay
Pagal:Shadi kron ga Nokri dhoondon ga Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga
Un ka birthday mnaon ga
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi
Dr: Gud Gud Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga
phir
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:ap ka dost aur ap ki girlfriend doob rahe hain to ap kis ko bachao ge.
Pappu:doone do donon ko sale akale kia kar rahe the.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Wah Faraz Wah.!
Ankhon Me Nami Thi
Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi
Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki
Wo girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi<(‘.’) /”/> O Shitt
_/”\ Yar.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
?2 sardar or unki 1 sister jungle se ja rhe the Itne
me daku ka kafila aya aur unki behen ko utha k le
gya
Sardr-Aj didi na hoti to hamare sare paise lut jate.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar: Goal Karnay K Liye.
Laaloo: Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.Ha Ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)