Ye kela ktne ka?
Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 581 views
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BEFORE
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din me sudhar du!
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