Gaane Tu Akela Sun Rahe Ho

Gaane Tu Akela Sune
In an aeroplane Santa was trying to snatch the headphone from the Pilot

Pilot:What r u doing?
Santa:Ticket Hum Dein, Aur Gaane Tu Akela Sun rahe ho!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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