Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY. :(
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Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 828 views

Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le

Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le Ke Gaanv Jaane Laga To Conductor Ne Mana Kar Diya.

Santa Ne Dimag Chalaya Aur Bakri Ko Burkha Pahna Ke Bus Mein Le Gaya Aur Conductor Se Bola

Santa: “Ye Meri Naani Ji Hai Budhape Ke Karan Jhuk Gayi Hai”

Thodi Der Baad Bakri Ne Potty Kar Di, Conductor Ne Dekha Aur Chilla Kar Bola

Conductor: “Sardar Ji, Aapki Nani Ki Rudraaksh Ki Maala Toot Gayi.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost asked to sardar

Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wife is too good.

Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Awaz Neechy

Facebook: Me Sab Kuch Janta Hun.
Google: Mere Pas Sab Kuch He.
Internet: Mere Bagair Tum Sab Kuch Nahi.
CHARGER: Awaz Neechy..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)