Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n
Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY. :(
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Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 792 views
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