Santa: Ye bata aurten
Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada
kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-
bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni
maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne
sasural rahne chala jata hu.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views
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