Santa: Ye bata aurten
Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada
kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-
bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni
maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne
sasural rahne chala jata hu.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 807 views
Similar Jokes
Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.
Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?
Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son came home drunk, to avoid mom’s scolding he took a Laptop & started working.
Mom: R U drunk…??:@
Son: No mom.:x
Mom: Beyghairat, phir suitcase khol k kya type kar raha hai.
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Teacher: "Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai"
Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??
Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.
Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"
When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene ke liye kia sharayat lazmi hoti hain ? Wakil Bola “Talak lene ke liye aap ko shadi shuda hona zarori hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Pathan chhat pe so rhe the.
Ek dosre se bola: yar maachis kahaan hai?
2nd: Teeli jala k daikh lo.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pappu Apne Friend Golu Ko Bata Raha Thha.
Pappu: “ Pichle Hafte Meri Aur
Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladayi Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye ”
Golu: “ Fir? ”
Pappu: “ Usne Mujhe Chidane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di ”
Golu: “ Ohh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne ”
Pappu: “ To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hun, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bej Di
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Dr, Sheikh k pechy bhag raha tha logun ny
pocha kia hoa. Dr ye Kanjoos 3 bar Brain k operation k
liy aya ha N tind kra k bhag jata hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)