Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada
kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-
bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni
maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne
sasural rahne chala jata hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 611 views

Hum aek hain

Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-)
hahaha
( ',')/
<))  bally bally
 / >

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya,

Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha.

Santa dekh kar bola,
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Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!

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A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girl In Train

Girl In Train - Can I Sit Here ??
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Boy- Yes Of course.. Itz All Yourz ;)
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Girl- Can I Take Some Water ??
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Boy- Yes Why Not ;)
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Girl- BROTHER which Iz The Next Station ??
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Boy - Mere Dimaag Me GPS laga hua hai Kya

Chal Bhaaag Hatttt... Kamini Chudail Kahin Ki :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl (Wearing Short Clothes)

Girl (Wearing Short Clothes): Main Bahut Young Lag Rahi Hoon Na ?? =D
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Boy: Ye Bhi Utaar Do, New Born Baby Lago Gi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)