Biwi Ke Liya Kya Kya Nahi Karna Padta

Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police
Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.
Police Inspector: “Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar
Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”
Chor: “Sir, Chori To Maine
Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Patni Ke Liye Ek Dress
Churakar Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf
Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 882 views
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