Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
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.
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Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views

Urdu Funny Quote – RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
.
Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to …??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to…??
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to…??
.
Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun…?? kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega ??
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Pappu:- Jee nahi,
wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2 traino kitakkar
nahi dekhi….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ka brthday kese?

Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rich

Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->

by nadeem (few years ago!)

The polish student

A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.

Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do half the job for you."

"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki

Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?

Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)