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Husband: may tang agaya hun

Husband: may tang agaya hun
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Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
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Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
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Wife:
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hamara duppata

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
After returning from a foreign trip

After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife called Her Husband.

Wife called Her Husband..!!!

Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardar ji was asked

A sardar ji was asked why he divorced his wife so he said "Yaar meri biwi bari hi characterless thi, shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhaqwaan se maangti thi."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Latter from husband

Latter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife
 Dear Sweetheart: 
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart 

Your husband 

Allen 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, 

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! 

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
an old man

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,"I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?"His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Man: Doctor! Doctor!

Man: Doctor! Doctor! my wife feels she is a chicken. Doctor :- Do you want me to cure her. Man: NO! I want a new egg recipe. 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
wife was beating a husband. 

wife was beating a husband. neighbours asked-why r u beating? wife-when i called him one girl recived the phone & said the person u r trying to reach is currently busy

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
wife called her husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
aik moqa aur

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Teacher: Complete the sentence..

Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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“Early to bed and early to rise……..”
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Student:
“This Man has no interest in his wife..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan


ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura

nokar ne phon receve kia

pathan:

Begam Saheba se baat krvao

nokar:

Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,

pathan:

Par sahab to main hu,

nokar:

Ab me kya karu?

Pathan:

Mar de dono ko

AFTER KILLING

nokar:

Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan:

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

nokar:

Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai

pathan:

To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?

nokar

Nahi

pthan

sorryWRoNG NuMBEr

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan


Pathan apni unparh BV say:

Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.

Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.

Pathan:O Yessss !!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Nurse – “Mubarak ho

Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardar ji.. tusse papa ban gaye..” Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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