Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, What r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair..
"Husband: "Bloody English Language!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 725 views
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