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Boys ka common sense zero

Boys ka common sense zero hota hai

Kaise?
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Gents toilet me likh ker ayein gaye "SONI I Love U"

Ab kya SONI wahan padne jaye gi . .?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In Exams Teacher

In Exams
Teacher to students:- write ur lovers name on ur answer sheet

After 5 seconds
A boy said:- finished

And 1 girl stand and said extra sheet Ma'am

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa asks Priest:

Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women sobeautiful?
Priest: So that you will love them.

Santa thinks for a short time...

... Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?
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Priest: So that they will love you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl- I wanna breakup with u

Girl- I wanna breakup with u,give me my love letters back!!!!
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Boy-(next day) come with a bag full of love letters and told girl- find out yours and get lost!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000

total : Rs 775,000

love marriage

RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300

total: 670

dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge

khamoshi ka bycot.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Nurse: Blood group bolo..

Boy: Koi b chlega..
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Nurse: Kaise chalega..?

Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: I think 0ur daughter

Husband: I think 0ur daughter iz in love....

Wife: Why do u think so???

Husband: She iz not askin' 4 pocket money Now-a-dayz....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Boy sees a beautiful girl siting

A Boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper..

“I love u, do u love me?”
And passes the paper to her..
She replies.. “no”

He didn’t give up
He rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. “yes”
Moral of the story:
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Definitely not what u think..
Its…
“Save earth… Recycle paper!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan khali kaghaz ko

Pathan khali kaghaz ko bar bar choom raha tha

Punjabi:Ye kya hai?

Pathan:Love letter aya hai.

Punjabi:Magar ye to khali hai

Pathan:Aj kal bol chal band hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
chal gari nikal

Agar Aap Laraii Jharga Kar Ke Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Ho To Apne Logo Ka Reaction
Ur dad-chal chod, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.
.. ... ...Ur mom-are Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister-bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya ??

Ur Lover-kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit ke Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??

But Friend says

Gaadi Nikaal ghar se nikal ke marenge chal!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar: Prito “Ek wari

Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”Prito: “Nahi Sharam Andi

Ey”Sardar: “Keh Day NA”Prito: “Nahi Na”Sardar: “Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

But Dog's Parents Refused Cat

Guess Why ??

Sorry for Belated answer.
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Reason

larki ki moochen hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy:I love U

Boy:I love U.
Tum dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho

Girl:
Acha pr tmhre peche mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari he.
Boy turn back bt waha koi nai tha

Girl:Agar tum mjhse pyar krte to kbi pechy nahi murrte. . .

MORAL:
Abay moral woral kuch nahi
Bachi tez nikli uske pas zubaida aapa ka ye totka tha.;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Love Mariage ka Matlb Apni

Love Mariage ka Matlb Apni Girlfrnd Ko Wife Bnana

Arange Marriage Ka Matlb

SoChO

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KiSi Or Ki Girlfrnd ko Wife Bnana.!

(Rishta Wohi. Soch Nayi)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Aj accident hua

Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,

Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,

Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?

Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?

Bro: yaar dihayan se chalaya kar,

Lover: Tume mera zara bhi khayal nahi?

Frnd O shit, biryani khate khate reh gye….Ja yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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