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1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki

Larka:Hello Jaan
I Love U

Larki:
Sachi

Larka:
Muchi

Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:
Sorry Baji rong number!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pagal khali paper ko

Ek pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha

Doosra pagal: Ye kya hai?
Pahla: Love letter he

Doosra: Magar ye to khali he
Pahla: Aaj kal bol chaal band he :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto

Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto
Q k..
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Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
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...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
.
Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end
main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arrange Marriage Love Marriage

Arrange Marriage – Jab Ham Ja Rahe Ho Aur Achanak Se Saamp Kaat Le.
And

Love Marriage – Jab Ham Saamp Ke Paas Khud Jaake Bole, Le Beta Kaat Le- Kaat Le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?

Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha

Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”

Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”

Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”

Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai, Samjha Kar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
love letter

Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i*
Le sajni aab paadh tai raho!!
:-O..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
flirt

Girl: I love u.
Boy: Me too.
Girl: Kitna karte ho.
Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.
Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
choha billi

Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
boy t girl

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls koI LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapar na mar de..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
texi driver

I Was In A ‘Taxi’ When The Taxi Driver Said: “I Love This Job..! I Am My Own Boss; & No Body Tells Me What To Do..!” Then I Replied: “Aage Sey Left Le.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
TEACHER: Last year u were inlove

TEACHER: Last year u were inlove
withthat girl
&
this year u r in love with other...!
What do u think of urself...??
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Student: SEMESTER change.
SYLLABUS change..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
lovers of pakistan

Lovers in cities of Pakistan on Mobile
In
ISLAMABAD
Hello Jan! chalo Aaj CHINEESE me Dinner kren.
In
LAHORE
Hello Jaan! Aaj
Film ka mood hy Tmhare sath.
In
KARACHI
Hello Jaan!
Mosm pyara hy
Chalo Sea View chalty hain.
In
PESHAWAR
Wye meri Jana!
Kidhar ho?
Abhi phir BOMB BLAST hoa hy
MARI to NAHI?

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
love story

Pappu Jamadar ki Love Story”
Apne Dil k Gatar ko Teri Yaadon k Kachrey sey Bharta hoon
Main Tere Pyar Mein Baasi salan ki tarah Sarta hoon
Tumhein kaisey bataon Jaan ye baat dil ki
Tum par Gandi Naali k Keeray ki tarhan marta hoon

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
3 baten

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
“I LOVE U” Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai.

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