Boy:I love U
Boy:I love U.
Tum dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho
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Acha pr tmhre peche mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari he.
Boy turn back bt waha koi nai tha
Girl:Agar tum mjhse pyar krte to kbi pechy nahi murrte. . .
MORAL:
Abay moral woral kuch nahi
Bachi tez nikli uske pas zubaida aapa ka ye totka tha.;->
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