Boy:I love U

Boy:I love U.
Tum dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho

Girl:
Acha pr tmhre peche mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari he.
Boy turn back bt waha koi nai tha

Girl:Agar tum mjhse pyar krte to kbi pechy nahi murrte. . .

MORAL:
Abay moral woral kuch nahi
Bachi tez nikli uske pas zubaida aapa ka ye totka tha.;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 697 views
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