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Santa apni girl friend ko

Santa apni girl friend ko I luv you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr. Santa and Engineer Banta loved

Dr. Santa and Engineer Banta loved same girl.

Er. Banta started giving an apple 2 d girl everyday.

Dr. Santa: Why?

Er. Banta: An apple a day keeps d doctor away!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA: “I Love U”

SANTA: “I Love U”
Means Kya Hota H?
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GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
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SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi “Pagli

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Lovers In Pak-Tower.

Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
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Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy

"Letreen"

Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GIRL TO BOY

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapar na mar de

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I LOVE PK

In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “

by nadeem (few years ago!)
i was talking about exams

gf: hi
bf: what ?
gf; I cheated
bf : so what do u think i love u ? i have been cheating u frm past 2 yrs .

gf: cried and said noooo .. i was talking about exams.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
there was a discussion between

there was a discussion between love n arranged marriage which at last was concluded by comparin them waid a person who tries to commit suicide or is being murdered.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
daughter-i'm in lovewith

daughter-i'm in love with neighbor,soi'm running away with him..

dad-thanks dear, u save my money&time.daughter-dad!i'm reading this letter left by mom.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy-I Love U

Boy-I Love U
Girl-Sorry.. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski BMW Hai

Boy-Are Maine Aj 10kg "PYAAZ" Kharide He

Girl-Ohh.. Sorry Dear
I LOVE YOU TOO !:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai 'Teacher' Se Pyar Karna.

Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!
Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy : Do u love me?

Boy : Do u love me?
Girl : yes
Boy starts running
Girl asks : Where r u going?
Boy : Im going to update my relationship status on Facebook

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa hospital mein ek nurse se

Santa hospital mein ek nurse se kehta hai i love u,tumne mera dil chura liya,Nurse Sharmakar:chal juthe dil ko to haath bhi nahi lagaya humne to kidney churayi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient To Nurse

Patient To Nurse:
I Don't Want To Get Well Because I Love You!

Nurse:You Wont Get Well Ever,
Bcoz

Doctor Has Seen You Kissing Me & He Loves Me Too! ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After 70 yrs u still address

Man: After 70 yrs u still address ur wife as Darling, Love, Honey. What's the secret?

Old Man: Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her wat it is?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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