Boys ka common sense zero

Boys ka common sense zero hota hai

Kaise?
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Gents toilet me likh ker ayein gaye "SONI I Love U"

Ab kya SONI wahan padne jaye gi . .?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 655 views
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